oh, i recognize this! love to lol at millennials who don't even know how to use a rotary horoscope.
JERRY: Datin' a catgirl, huh?
GEORGE: It's finally happened for me, Jerry. The stars aligned.
J: So how'd it happen?
G: I went to check out that big crystal they just dug up uptown, and she just popped out! She killed a few people, but then we really hit it off.
J: Does she, uh, *pantomimes licking his paw*
G: Not as much as you'd think. She does purr.
When asked "which Pokémon is the first one?" without any further context, five answers are valid:
Bulbasaur is number #001 in the National Pokédex
Arceus is a deity in the Pokémon mythology it hatched from an egg then cerated the universe
Mew is the common ancestor of all non-Mythical Pokémon, and probably most mythical Pokémon as well
Poliwag was the first Pokémon created by Satoshi Tajiri that ended up in the games. It also has #001 in the Pokédex assigned in early concepts
Rhydon has the internal ID 0x01 in Generation 1 (0x00 is the glitch Pokémon 'M, often mistaken for MissingNO. because it uses the same sprite, but it's not an official Pokémon)
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