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A word to Facebook employees
![[Turn to CAM 2, flip chair around backward] Meta employees, let me rap at you a minute. Sure, “You Can Always Quit,” as we like to say around here. But at this crucial juncture, you can both protect your own livelihood and do so much more good for the world by not quitting. That’s right! Don’t quit, just stop working. Show up every day, don’t complain, don’t draw attention to yourself. But don’t accomplish anything. If you are working on a project, commit in your heart to never finishing it. This will be your last project at Meta, and you will be “working on it” until they force you out. If others rely on you to get their work done, make sure they can’t. If your role involves reviewing pull requests, you and I both know you can find a reason to reject every one. In fact, wouldn’t it be fun to see how many other employees you can drive out first? If you work in an open office space, make sure you chew loudly at all times. Microwave fish in the break room every single day. Be creative! You’ll have plenty of time to think of ideas, with all the work you’re not getting done.](https://static.mamot.fr/media_attachments/files/113/806/164/584/727/493/original/e10f99303b74c1f4.png "[Turn to CAM 2, flip chair around backward] Meta employees, let me rap at you a minute. Sure, “You Can Always Quit,” as we like to say around here. But at this crucial juncture, you can both protect your own livelihood and do so much more good for the world by not quitting. That’s right! Don’t quit, just stop working. Show up every day, don’t complain, don’t draw attention to yourself. But don’t accomplish anything. If you are working on a project, commit in your heart to never finishing it. This will be your last project at Meta, and you will be “working on it” until they force you out. If others rely on you to get their work done, make sure they can’t. If your role involves reviewing pull requests, you and I both know you can find a reason to reject every one. In fact, wouldn’t it be fun to see how many other employees you can drive out first? If you work in an open office space, make sure you chew loudly at all times. Microwave fish in the break room every single day. Be creative! You’ll have plenty of time to think of ideas, with all the work you’re not getting done.")
![[Turn to CAM 2, flip chair around backward] Meta employees, let me rap at you a minute. Sure, "You Can Always Quit," as we like to say around here. But at this crucial juncture, you can both protect your own livelihood and do so much more good for the world by not quitting. That's right! Don't quit, just stop working. Show up every day, don't complain, don't draw attention to yourself. But don't accomplish anything. If you are working on a project, commit in your heart to never finishing it. This will be your last project at Meta, and you will be "working on it" until they force you out. If others rely on you to get their work done, make sure they can't. If your role involves reviewing pull requests, you and I both know you can find a reason to reject every one. In fact, wouldn't it be fun to see how many other employees you can drive out first? If you work in an open office space, make sure you chew loudly at all times. Microwave fish in the break room every single day. Be creative! You'll have plenty of time to think of ideas, with all the work you're not getting done.](https://nfts.freeradical.zone/media_attachments/files/113/806/478/096/698/904/original/1635b70b3aabd49b.jpeg "[Turn to CAM 2, flip chair around backward] Meta employees, let me rap at you a minute. Sure, \"You Can Always Quit,\" as we like to say around here. But at this crucial juncture, you can both protect your own livelihood and do so much more good for the world by not quitting. That's right! Don't quit, just stop working. Show up every day, don't complain, don't draw attention to yourself. But don't accomplish anything. If you are working on a project, commit in your heart to never finishing it. This will be your last project at Meta, and you will be \"working on it\" until they force you out. If others rely on you to get their work done, make sure they can't. If your role involves reviewing pull requests, you and I both know you can find a reason to reject every one. In fact, wouldn't it be fun to see how many other employees you can drive out first? If you work in an open office space, make sure you chew loudly at all times. Microwave fish in the break room every single day. Be creative! You'll have plenty of time to think of ideas, with all the work you're not getting done.")
@bougiewonderland Weird. I definitely added that alt text before posting. Somehow it must have been lost.
@bougiewonderland Just re-added it, and seems like it stuck this time.
@pluralistic It did seem odd from you!