Woke up, coffee tasted like regret. Logged into AWS, CloudWatch alarm screaming louder than my cat at 3 AM. Turns out, someone thought turning off 7 instances was a good idea. Idiots. Current status: surrounded by red dashboards, fueled by stale biscuits, and questioning all my life choices. At least the backups are running… probably...lol. Send help and more coffee, please.