My partner referenced the “is somebody gonna match my freak?” song and long story short, this is what my brain produced:

I'm a princess but only specifically in regards to Princess Kink.

This matters, this means something. I love Communication. Do you not enjoy Communicating with me, Internet?

100% WOULD SUBSCRIBE

People will use this emoji () in a flirty or sexy context, but when I see it all I hear is

Wer bietet die bessere Übersetzung?

true, my mom and dad were canon but they were a toxic ship, maybe it was foreshadowing their divorce ​​

#shitpost

Stop everything and watch this immediately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRVPPl1Iu0U
#serialexperimentslain #shitpost #meme #youtube

Popular Greek mythology states that Charon is to transfer souls from being killed to actual death, across the river Styx.

This canonically makes them: The K-D Ferry

Well, SSHit
#shitpost

The more I try to explain why I made this, the less sense it will make, so.

What if there is an afterlife but it's not eternal, you just get back all the time you spent in mortality looking for your keys, your wallet, your phone, your shoes, your glasses, etc.

Real Monster Fucker Hours! New #ZeldaZoneArt from @glassgoblin.bsky.social !!
It came out great! Look who's a proud Monster Fucker (it's me)
https://zelda.zone/fan-art/commission-zeldas-monster-fucker-permit/

If you make fan art of my character please email me so I know and let me know if I can post it on zelda.zone!

I would consider paying for a #socialmedia app with a local #machinelearning model that can be trained to filter out #spam posts and #bot accounts.

Model features other than the post contents are number of followers, following, posts..

I'm seeing a lot of one sentence posts with a URL from accounts with 0 followers, 0 following and .... 0 posts ( how can this be?)

NOBODY WANTS #AI JUST GIVE UP ALREADY

why do i keep having to get up from my comfortable chair... it's like every 15 minutes wtf

#shitpost