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**the roamer** @the_roamer@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30

the roamer @the_roamer@mastodonapp.uk

And then Joan Mastodon told her knights to rest. We have slain the searchers and the scrapers, she said, we have liberated the hashtags. The great Algo has retreated. Rest now. And then toot, toot about nothing and everything, irreverent and free as only my knights can be. And the knights raised their goblets and cheered their Lady Joan, and they rested, and when they had rested the Great Tooting began for twenty days and twenty nights.

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**paul** @amiserabilist@beige.party · Jan 24 *

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