Imaginary friends get a vote.
Imaginary friends get a vote.
What happens in class stays in class.
You're touching me. Quit touching me!
And get off my side.
Every one of my many stuffed animal toys, which sleep with me, must get a goodnight kiss, so no one gets their feelings hurt by being left out.
(I actually made my parents do this. Every. Night.)
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Water towers ARE awesome houses for kids.
NO LIMA BEANS!
...but I will eat dog food with my best friend and chew on grass stems.
I get a Star Trek replicator in my room.
Moms and Dads work from home, if at all.
Screw church, I'm watching South Park.
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First you got to make some money for Mommy, okay babies?
What's your name sweetheart?
Shut up it doesn't matter!
Stop talking! Start working! Work!
No visiting stupid boring smelly aunts and uncles on Sundays
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Oil companies to be wound up and assets used to buy sweets and ice-cream (for me)
#KidsMakeUpTheRules
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Grown ups must answer all questions truthfully - no bullshit
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#education
No, YOU’RE going to bed right this instant
Health and safety rules are stupid
#KidsMakeUpTheRules
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AI dogs designed to eat electronic homework
#KidsMakeUpTheRules
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All walls are for graffiti
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Stop sacrificing my future your convenience. End climate change now
It's no problem to also go trick or treating on July 28th #kidsmakeuptherules #hashtaggames