@metacurity #Alt4You

The complete text of the statement:

"CISA is the primary sponsor for the Common Vulnerabilities and Exposure (CVE) program, which is used by government and industry alike to disclose, catalog, and share information on technology vulnerabilities that can put the nation's critical infrastructure at risk. Although CISA's contract with the MITRE Corporation will lapse after April 16, we are urgently working to mitigate impact and to maintain CVE services on which global stakeholders rely."

@solidaires69 #ALT4you "à manger sur place options végé / végan / sans gluten" entrée libre, dès 18h pour l'apéro, accès PMR, 20h30 DJ Set des @dynastits 14, rue Paul Lafargue, Villeurbanne, métro Gratte Ciel. Affiche festive bourre pif acab inclus

@Larvitz #Alt4You

A person wearing a green bathrobe holds a blue towel with a logo in front of them. The background shows a green outdoor landscape with trees and a cloudy sky.

On the blue towel it’s written “DON’T PANIC The answer is Fedora Linux 42”.

@Cara #ALT4you there are two pictures. One is titled "the crime" and shows a cake in the making with cat paw prints on it. The other shows a sweet little kitty who doesn't look at all rueful. It is titled "the criminal"

@peter #alt4you Three Bluesky posts from

Zappit @zappit.bsky.social
4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.
April 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM

(Part 1 of 2)

@peter #Alt4You

A series of posts by Timothy Snyder on BlueSky on April 15, 2025:

1/4. On the White House's theory, if they
abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get
to international waters, shoot you in the
head, and drop your corpse into the ocean,
that is legal, because it is the conduct of
foreign affairs.

2/4. The entire practice of the Holocaust
of the Jews involved zones of
statelessness. It is easier to move people
away from law than it is to remove law
from people. Almost all of the killing
took place in artificially created stateless
zones.

3/4. If we accept the idea that moving a
person from one place to another undoes
rights and disempowers the judiciary, we
are endorsing the basic Nazism practice
that enabled the killing of millions.

4/4. My book "Black Earth" was all about
this. I will try to write a summary tomorrow.

@rbreich nearly the whole word 'demagoguery' was cut off in the image.

#ALT4you pen and water ink sketch drawing of precarious Roman pillars, and a nearly toppling arch beam with the words 'American Dem..' carved into it, and the rest of the word cut off. Under the beam an unsuspecting person looks towards us as things come crashing down.

@Khrys

Dessin de Thibaut Soulcié, titré "S'orienter dès la maternelle"
Dans une salle de classe, la maîtresse, très enthousiaste, raconte à un papa ému : "Maddie a fait un magnifique étron en pâte à sel. Elle devrait songer à faire des études de ministre de l'éducation !"
Entre eux deux, la fillette, très fière de son caca, fait un grand sourire.

@piegar est-ce que tu pourrais mettre ton toot à jour ? Ça permettrait de le rendre accessible à toustes.

@nietzsched #Alt4You un couple, la femme enceinte en pleine échographie. Sur l'écran, le bébé dit qu'il veut être trader. La femme se réjouit, parce qu'elle avait peur qu'il devienne artiste.

Black and white picture of a Western movie duel scene.

Meme text: I believe a lot of conflict in the wild west could have been avoided
if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone

#Alt4You

@frederic2406 @mothership

@ITDino sugar water? #ALT4you photo shows a bee drinking from a bottle top, which (hopefully) contains (sugar) water.

@GossiTheDog #alt4you

Screenshot of the first paragraphs of the NYT article (https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/us/politics/doge-contracts-savings.html):

» Last week, Elon Musk indicated for the first time that his Department of Government Efficiency was falling short of its goal.

He previously said his powerful budget-cutting team could reduce the next fiscal year’s federal budget by $1 trillion, and do it by Sept. 30, the end of the current fiscal year. Instead, in a cabinet meeting on Thursday, Mr. Musk said that he anticipated the group would save about $150 billion, 85 percent less than its objective.

Even that figure may be too high, according to a New York Times analysis of DOGE’s claims.

That’s because, when Mr. Musk’s group tallies up its savings so far, it inflates its progress by including billion-dollar errors, by counting spending that will not happen in the next fiscal year — and by making guesses about spending that might not happen at all.

One of the group’s largest claims, in fact, involves canceling a contract that did not exist. Although the government says it had merely asked for proposals in that case, and [...] «

@Kueperpunk #ALT4you A poster shows a friendly smiling man with grey beard and a grey cap holding up two brown eggs.
The title above: Join Democracy!!
below the words: We have eggs!

@grrlscientist #alt4you Article headline under photo of a yellow warbler in green foliage:
“Traffic Noise Provokes 'Road Rage' In Male Galápagos Warblers -
Yellow warblers near busy roads become increasingly aggressive when traffic drowns out their territorial songs, and noise pollution could trigger fights.”

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@MostlyHarmless #Alt4You A paper form devised by a parent-teacher association. This one is an "alternative fundraiser" form. The recipient is given the opportunity to pledge varying amounts of cash to opt out of doing any of the insipid activities that the PTA would ordinarily use to hold their kids hostage to get cash. No bake sales. No walk-a-thons. No fundraiser catalogs. It is begging, pure and proper, refreshing in its honesty.