What is it with companies hyping their product-specific cons these days? Kubernetes, Nginx, Docker...
I don't particularly care about your product.
Your product is not the light of my life.
Your product is not the hottest thing since sliced bread.
I needed a web server.
I ran `sudo apt-get install nginx`
I needed to look up something in your docs, and needed an account to get to the page it was on.
I do not care to pay $500us to attend your con where all your speakers do is talk about the stuff in the next release which is in your changelog on Github.
Can I just run a fucking web server and not have to field sales calls?