[{"id":"109376131431357072","username":"Kahte","acct":"Kahte@toot.aquilenet.fr","display_name":"Kahte🐿️","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-11-20T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eJe suis un culbuto, \u003ca href=\"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/tags/TeamUnPourCent\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eTeamUnPourCent\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e de chance, quand il y a 1% de chance d'une mouise c'est pour moi ^^ Loi de Murphy Inside \u003ca href=\"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/tags/Invivable\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInvivable\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/@Kahte","uri":"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/users/Kahte","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/b9cdaaf78470c4ed.png","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/b9cdaaf78470c4ed.png","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/1c6b30ad6fda38cd.jpg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/1c6b30ad6fda38cd.jpg","followers_count":600,"following_count":531,"statuses_count":110060,"last_status_at":"2026-03-24","hide_collections":false,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"Oh un chat","value":"Non je ne suis pas un chat, mais un Titan à couettes","verified_at":null},{"name":"Attention au ciel étoilés","value":"Serial Faveuse, Je fav plus vite que mon ombre il parait.","verified_at":null},{"name":"Chanson","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://iv.datura.network/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ellipsis\"\u003eiv.datura.network/watch?v=JRfu\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003eAukYTKg\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Titan à Couette","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/tags/couettodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecouettodon\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},{"id":"402204","username":"ciredutempsEsme","acct":"ciredutempsEsme","display_name":"Esme Ciredutemps","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2021-01-24T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eNon, les gens ne sont pas cons, iels n\u0026#39;ont juste pas les mêmes hypothèses que vous.\u003cbr /\u003eLogique floue.\u003cbr /\u003eRombiere de 4 decennies et demi. PolyA. Normomoche\u003cbr /\u003eIf look matters, go love yourself\u003cbr /\u003eFais beaucoup d\u0026#39;erreurs \u003cbr /\u003eMes ou sont non exclusifs\u003cbr /\u003eSoyez authentiques sur vos intentions\u003cbr /\u003ePp from Ghibli (un Totoro). Bannière : Bill Watterson (le transmogrifier)\u003cbr /\u003eQuestion mal posée\u003cbr /\u003eFessées anarchistes\u003cbr /\u003eJe ne vois pas les pouets qui contiennent l\u0026#39;emoji bisou\u003cbr /\u003eTroll culinaire \u003cbr /\u003eInventruce du rompompompiche\u003cbr /\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://mamot.fr/tags/nobridge\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003enobridge\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://mamot.fr/@ciredutempsEsme","uri":"https://mamot.fr/users/ciredutempsEsme","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/avatars/000/402/204/original/5c368cb5c4664edd.jpg","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/avatars/000/402/204/original/5c368cb5c4664edd.jpg","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/headers/000/402/204/original/f8dacea844fbcdee.jpg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/headers/000/402/204/original/f8dacea844fbcdee.jpg","followers_count":1788,"following_count":1546,"statuses_count":83135,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[]},{"id":"109309824805600349","username":"beatricejess","acct":"beatricejess@masto.bike","display_name":"Jess :verifvelo:","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-11-07T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eIDE  retirée des voitures. \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/V%C3%A9lotaf\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eVélotaf\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/MastoMed\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMastoMed\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e 🚴‍♂️🚵 🚴👩‍⚕️💉😷\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Chant\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eChant\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/MusiqueVocale\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMusiqueVocale\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/DebianUser\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eDebianUser\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e since 2006\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/ParentEnAlternance\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eParentEnAlternance\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNée en 326 ppm\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Bobo%C3%89coloDesVilles\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eBoboÉcoloDesVilles\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/SansVoiture\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eSansVoiture\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Past%C3%A8que\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ePastèque\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/F%C3%A9ministe\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eFéministe\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/AntiTERF\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eAntiTERF\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Antivalidiste\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eAntivalidiste\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e du mieux que je peux. Je ne relaye pas les images sans description \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/HandicapVisuel\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eHandicapVisuel\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePro écriture inclusive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Nurse\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNurse\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Healthcare\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eHealthcare\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/NeuroA\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNeuroA\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJe travaille dans une équipe médico-sociale.\u003cbr\u003eToots effacés après 3 mois.\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://masto.bike/@beatricejess","uri":"https://masto.bike/users/beatricejess","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/90b7a0a1ab99a160.png","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/90b7a0a1ab99a160.png","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/c70e75bbf9168c14.jpeg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/c70e75bbf9168c14.jpeg","followers_count":720,"following_count":1664,"statuses_count":43307,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":true,"limited":true,"emojis":[{"shortcode":"verifvelo","url":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/custom_emojis/images/000/248/865/original/2036522a10777981.png","static_url":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/custom_emojis/images/000/248/865/static/2036522a10777981.png","visible_in_picker":true}],"fields":[{"name":"Twitter","value":"ex @jessminder3 (compte fermé)","verified_at":null},{"name":"English","value":"almost fluent","verified_at":null},{"name":"Español","value":"basicos","verified_at":null},{"name":"Devise","value":"C'est pas parce que les gens sont ridicules qu'ils ne sont pas dangereux.","verified_at":null}]},{"id":"13322","username":"Gallorum","acct":"Gallorum","display_name":"Gallorum","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2017-04-11T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eÉcologie politique🌻. Wikimédien, commOniste, libriste, zététicien.\u003cbr /\u003e🧩 Wikipédia a 25 ans !\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://mamot.fr/@Gallorum","uri":"https://mamot.fr/users/Gallorum","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/avatars/000/013/322/original/76f30f05d2e7b6c3.jpg","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/avatars/000/013/322/original/76f30f05d2e7b6c3.jpg","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/headers/000/013/322/original/1b080d1e03dd85f4.jpg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/headers/000/013/322/original/1b080d1e03dd85f4.jpg","followers_count":1153,"following_count":1608,"statuses_count":22470,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":true,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Affiliations","value":"France Zbeul (proud member)","verified_at":null},{"name":"Classe","value":"droïde protocole","verified_at":null},{"name":"Modèle","value":"G4-L0","verified_at":null},{"name":"Alignement","value":"chaotique bon","verified_at":null}]},{"id":"110854446113213019","username":"toniours","acct":"toniours@tooter.social","display_name":"Toniours","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2023-08-08T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003e📍beurre doux land\u003cbr\u003eNavigue à vue mais déjà presbyte\u003cbr\u003eFutur époux de \u003cspan class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://piaille.fr/@uichelorraine\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@\u003cspan\u003euichelorraine\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMilite pour le jour férié de l'ail nouveau\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVainqueur par KO de \u003ca href=\"https://tooter.social/tags/MardiPatisserie\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMardiPatisserie\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://tooter.social/@toniours","uri":"https://tooter.social/users/toniours","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/110/854/446/113/213/019/original/65b1b005405b360d.png","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/110/854/446/113/213/019/original/65b1b005405b360d.png","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/110/854/446/113/213/019/original/3dc483cbefb95615.jpeg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/110/854/446/113/213/019/original/3dc483cbefb95615.jpeg","followers_count":65,"following_count":327,"statuses_count":2069,"last_status_at":"2026-02-18","hide_collections":false,"moved":{"id":"115173308597830031","username":"toniours","acct":"toniours@corneill.es","display_name":"Toniours","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2025-09-09T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003e📍beurre doux land\u003cbr\u003eNavigue à vue mais déjà presbyte\u003cbr\u003eFutur époux de \u003cspan class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://piaille.fr/@uichelorraine\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@\u003cspan\u003euichelorraine\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMilite pour le jour férié de l'ail nouveau\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePsychanalyse hate account\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspirateur de winter body\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://corneill.es/@toniours","uri":"https://corneill.es/users/toniours","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/115/173/308/597/830/031/original/b6016317e0388519.jpeg","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/115/173/308/597/830/031/original/b6016317e0388519.jpeg","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/115/173/308/597/830/031/original/61cd32867daed552.jpeg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/115/173/308/597/830/031/original/61cd32867daed552.jpeg","followers_count":184,"following_count":346,"statuses_count":608,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"emojis":[],"fields":[]},"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"🎓","value":"PhD in Shitpost","verified_at":null},{"name":"🩺","value":"NeuroT","verified_at":null},{"name":"🏆","value":"Prix Nobel de Pessimisme","verified_at":null}]}]