[{"id":"109309824805600349","username":"beatricejess","acct":"beatricejess@masto.bike","display_name":"Jess :verifvelo:","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-11-07T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eIDE  retirée des voitures. \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/V%C3%A9lotaf\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eVélotaf\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/MastoMed\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMastoMed\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e 🚴‍♂️🚵 🚴👩‍⚕️💉😷\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Chant\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eChant\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/MusiqueVocale\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMusiqueVocale\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/DebianUser\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eDebianUser\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e since 2006\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/ParentEnAlternance\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eParentEnAlternance\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNée en 326 ppm\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Bobo%C3%89coloDesVilles\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eBoboÉcoloDesVilles\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/SansVoiture\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eSansVoiture\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Past%C3%A8que\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ePastèque\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/F%C3%A9ministe\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eFéministe\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/AntiTERF\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eAntiTERF\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Antivalidiste\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eAntivalidiste\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e du mieux que je peux. Je ne relaye pas les images sans description \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/HandicapVisuel\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eHandicapVisuel\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePro écriture inclusive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Nurse\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNurse\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/Healthcare\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eHealthcare\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://masto.bike/tags/NeuroA\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eNeuroA\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJe travaille dans une équipe médico-sociale.\u003cbr\u003eToots effacés après 3 mois.\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://masto.bike/@beatricejess","uri":"https://masto.bike/users/beatricejess","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/90b7a0a1ab99a160.png","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/90b7a0a1ab99a160.png","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/c70e75bbf9168c14.jpeg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/309/824/805/600/349/original/c70e75bbf9168c14.jpeg","followers_count":720,"following_count":1664,"statuses_count":43307,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":true,"limited":true,"emojis":[{"shortcode":"verifvelo","url":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/custom_emojis/images/000/248/865/original/2036522a10777981.png","static_url":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/custom_emojis/images/000/248/865/static/2036522a10777981.png","visible_in_picker":true}],"fields":[{"name":"Twitter","value":"ex @jessminder3 (compte fermé)","verified_at":null},{"name":"English","value":"almost fluent","verified_at":null},{"name":"Español","value":"basicos","verified_at":null},{"name":"Devise","value":"C'est pas parce que les gens sont ridicules qu'ils ne sont pas dangereux.","verified_at":null}]},{"id":"109299211263599114","username":"Qi2Navet","acct":"Qi2Navet@mastodon.top","display_name":"Qi2Navet, bourrin malicieux☝️","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-11-06T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eBienvenue ici.\u003cbr\u003eEn SPM 365 jours par an, je surréagis souvent.\u003cbr\u003eMon rêve secret et fou? Tu me prends la main et tu me dis: \"Viens, on s'en fout \" \u003cbr\u003eEt on va manger des frites.\u003cbr\u003e@oschwand a dit que je suis une anomalie bloquante. Je le déteste autant que les jeux de mots. \u003cbr\u003eFanfan m'a offert un Totoro et je l'ai fait buguer le 24/06/25. Il me prend pour une dégénérée.\u003cbr\u003eLe 28/11/24, j'ai fait un jdm: \"Les T, c'est chaud\" \u003cbr\u003ePP par Blouzouga. un navet qui fait \"cui\"\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://mastodon.top/@Qi2Navet","uri":"https://mastodon.top/users/Qi2Navet","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/299/211/263/599/114/original/882bb3dcff7a9a41.png","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/299/211/263/599/114/original/882bb3dcff7a9a41.png","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/299/211/263/599/114/original/4dd621839115ac40.jpg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/299/211/263/599/114/original/4dd621839115ac40.jpg","followers_count":1718,"following_count":1085,"statuses_count":2771,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"Lectrice","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://mastodon.top/tags/VendrediLecture\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eVendrediLecture\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://mastodon.top/tags/MastoLivre\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eMastoLivre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Nimportequoitrice","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://qi2navet.wordpress.com\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eqi2navet.wordpress.com\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Super-héroïne en duo avec Robiwan Kenowi","value":"Robinet","verified_at":null}]},{"id":"31232","username":"1HommeAzerty","acct":"1HommeAzerty","display_name":"Pffff...","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2017-04-25T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003ePromis je mets bientôt mon profil à jour.\u003cbr /\u003eDisons demain.\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://mamot.fr/@1HommeAzerty","uri":"https://mamot.fr/users/1HommeAzerty","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/avatars/000/031/232/original/7b2a112a1cb47cee.png","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/avatars/000/031/232/original/7b2a112a1cb47cee.png","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/headers/000/031/232/original/13dd563698a0fabb.png","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/accounts/headers/000/031/232/original/13dd563698a0fabb.png","followers_count":2277,"following_count":539,"statuses_count":2213,"last_status_at":"2026-04-19","hide_collections":false,"noindex":false,"emojis":[],"roles":[],"fields":[{"name":"Codeberg","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://codeberg.org/1HommeAzerty\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ecodeberg.org/1HommeAzerty\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2025-01-16T08:33:02.008+00:00"},{"name":"JdR tout mini","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://1hommeazerty.codeberg.page/JRtm/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ellipsis\"\u003e1hommeazerty.codeberg.page/JRt\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003em/\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2025-01-29T17:23:46.867+00:00"}]},{"id":"109376131431357072","username":"Kahte","acct":"Kahte@toot.aquilenet.fr","display_name":"Kahte🐿️","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":false,"indexable":false,"group":false,"created_at":"2022-11-20T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eJe suis un culbuto, \u003ca href=\"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/tags/TeamUnPourCent\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eTeamUnPourCent\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e de chance, quand il y a 1% de chance d'une mouise c'est pour moi ^^ Loi de Murphy Inside \u003ca href=\"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/tags/Invivable\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eInvivable\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/@Kahte","uri":"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/users/Kahte","avatar":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/b9cdaaf78470c4ed.png","avatar_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/avatars/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/b9cdaaf78470c4ed.png","header":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/1c6b30ad6fda38cd.jpg","header_static":"https://static.mamot.fr/cache/accounts/headers/109/376/131/431/357/072/original/1c6b30ad6fda38cd.jpg","followers_count":600,"following_count":531,"statuses_count":110060,"last_status_at":"2026-03-24","hide_collections":false,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"Oh un chat","value":"Non je ne suis pas un chat, mais un Titan à couettes","verified_at":null},{"name":"Attention au ciel étoilés","value":"Serial Faveuse, Je fav plus vite que mon ombre il parait.","verified_at":null},{"name":"Chanson","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://iv.datura.network/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ellipsis\"\u003eiv.datura.network/watch?v=JRfu\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003eAukYTKg\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Titan à Couette","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://toot.aquilenet.fr/tags/couettodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecouettodon\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]}]