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You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus' tapping
Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus' tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So–you mustn't assume
That you're secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus' tapping
Your phone.