— Mike from support, how can I help you ?
— My car refuses turning to the left.
— For how long?
— Always has been. I had to do several turn rights to go to the left. Got used to it. But since a few days, the car even refuses to go straight.
— It turns to the right?
— Yeah, like extreme right.
— I guess you ride a Tesla.
— Yes, how did you…
— There’s nothing we can do. That’s a Tesla update, not a bug..
— Wait, should I sell it?
— If you can find a buyer…
— But…
— Maybe try a bike.
@ploum
I really wanna laugh, but...
have you tried to turning it off and on again ?
@ploum The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horrors IX :
Homer: Is there anything you can prescribe, doctor?
Hibbert: Fire -- and lots of it!
@ploum "by the way, maybe it is because the car is not plugged.."