Moi : je suis une patate u_u
Vous : tu te déprécies encore ?
Moi :

My spouse: what's frustrating you now?
Me: French grammar rules!
My spouse: [Quietly escapes]
Me: If you say, "I'm giving it to him or them", you have to say "it" first, like «Je le lui offre» but if you're saying "I'm giving it to me, us, or you", the "it" comes second, «Je te le offre». Because why would you keep the same word order consistently if you could just add extra rules for no reason??

For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert, but for every fact there is not necessarily an equal and opposite fact.

Full-List of bots:

Arctic convoys are still steaming north from UK, carrying vital lend-lease war supplies from the USA to USSR past icebergs & U-boats.

Every policy is a success by sufficiently low standards and a failure by sufficiently high standards.

Full-List of bots:

Found on discord:

"We all have Schroedinger's Virus now.

Because we cannot get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not.

We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.

We have to act as if we've never had the virus, because if we didn't have it, we're not immune.

Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus. Thus, Schroedinger's Virus.

If you don't understand this joke, you're never allowed to talk about science again."

Barriers to masks - Marginal REVOLUTION

A sequence of tweets from Melissa Chen, assembled in :
"I’ve been working with a generous donor to get a million PPEs (masks) to the myriad healthcare workers in NYC who constantly tell us they’re facing shortages. Yet, hurdle after hurdle of dysfunction is severely inhibiting us from getting donated masks to those in need." etc.

Epidemic Modeling 101: Or why your CoVID19 exponential fits are wrong

Equations! And a link to notebooks so you can do your own modelling from home.

Sorry, missed this important news on the 1st.

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Today is the first day of Passover, Jewish festival of deliverance- something Jews across Nazi-dominated Europe pray for daily:

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