Holy moly Bernie Sanders has got the asshole right terrified. The number of trolling tweets in my timeline from half-literate troll accounts with long random strings of numbers in their handles and professions of religious fervour in their bios today is OFF THE CHARTS

Every time I hear from one of these dimbulbs, I'm like, "Buckle up chucklefuck because President Sanders is going to forgive your kid's student debt, give you health care (& make sure the veterans you love have adequate care), and keep us from rendering the planet uninhabitable!"

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It's going to be a true socialist dystopia! Universal prosperity! Universal access to medical care and education! Every human able to realize their full potential! You are going to FUCKING HATE IT!

(But your kids are gonna love it)

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