[Lien] Un guide rapide de Mastodon https://linuxfr.org/users/ysabeau/liens/un-guide-rapide-de-mastodon
Dear new users:
It's alright to take your time and get up to speed on here. You don't have to hit the ground running. You might have picked up the habit of interacting with social media as it it were naturally a competitive performance--we all did--but the best thing about Mastodon and the fediverse beyond it is that it's not like that. Take some time to decompress.
It took me about six months to fully drop the armor that I'd been wearing from being on other sites. That was three years ago. This place changes lives.
Also, it's okay to be picky. Sign up at a new instance, if the first one you pick isn't the best fit possible. You'll find your home, and folks here understand it takes trial and error.
Above all, take a deep breath. What feels weird now will make sense pretty quickly.
Glad to have you.
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RT @FreyaHolmer@twitter.com
whoever decided atan2's parameter order of (y,x) should be cancelled
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/FreyaHolmer/status/1374373801698283526
https://twitter.com/christopheml/status/1374322758000214017
RT @christopheml@twitter.com
Que faites-vous professionnellement ? Réponse en gif https://twitter.com/Viviane_DPR/status/1374315621467488256
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/christopheml/status/1374322758000214017
Je suis l'angle noir de la tête de liste des bises à tous les deux ou trois petits points à travers le monde du travail.
RT @Moniqueduterter@twitter.com
Jeux: tapez « Je suis l’ange noir de ... » et laissez le correcteur compléter
(Moi j’ai eu « je suis l’ange noir de ma TL » mdr) https://twitter.com/anatolium/status/1373675515349983232
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Moniqueduterter/status/1373910144464134146
Qui a fait ça ?
RT @_Volney_@twitter.com
Mais WTF https://twitter.com/_Volney_/status/1373792715406725120/photo/1
Même rien faire ils y arrivent pas correctement...
RT @ValKphotos@twitter.com
Hey les zones covid-occupées, vous allez rire, y'a plus besoin d'attestation... juste une preuve de domiciliation 🤯☠💣 https://twitter.com/fo0_/status/1373242160754135043
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ValKphotos/status/1373247826566782981
Now I want banana eclipses :'(
RT @page_eco@twitter.com
Somebody did a simulation of a giant 🍌 orbiting around the 🌍 at the distance of the ISS.
And, surprisingly, it challenges our intuitions of how orbiting objects would look like in the sky.
Si on avait été dans une vraie guerre on aurait ouvert plus de lit de réa.
RT @NiusMarco@twitter.com
Si on étaient en Guerre on aurait en un an construit 1000 chars, 10 frégates 200 avions de chasse et 2 porte avions.
Mais on a pas ouvert un seul lit de réa
Qui peut y croire sérieusement ?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NiusMarco/status/1371556499319832577
C'est pas du tout flippant de se dire qu'il y a potentiellement d'autres variants pas détectés par les tests qui se baladent...
RT @beaudonnet@twitter.com
🔴 Un nouveau variant identifié en Bretagne.
Il serait indétectable avec les tests PCR....
Des investigations sont en cours sur sa contagiosité et sur les cas sévères qu'il provoque.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/beaudonnet/status/1371583875525263360
- But is Haskell actually used for real life applications?
- ... ... ... no, not really :(
RT @smdiehl@twitter.com
If this what "success" looks like, I think I like failure.
Haskell.
RT @JohnKennedyMSFT@twitter.com
What programming language have you tried that has introduced you to a genuinely new and useful way of doing something?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JohnKennedyMSFT/status/1371201501176029188
Oh. Shit.
RT @olesovhcom@twitter.com
We have a major incident on SBG2. The fire declared in the building. Firefighters were immediately on the scene but could not control the fire in SBG2. The whole site has been isolated which impacts all services in SGB1-4. We recommend to activate your Disaster Recovery Plan.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/olesovhcom/status/1369478732247932929
Fact.
RT @Ortie_pnk@twitter.com
"Punks are just nice people pretending to be mean, and hippies are just mean people pretending to be nice."
Fight me.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Ortie_pnk/status/1369030123903721478