Le Gorafi ils ont trop la belle vie ces jours-ci, les vannes s'écrivent toutes seuls...

RT @le_gorafi@twitter.com

Olivier Véran "Si nous ne prenons pas des mesures rapidement, nous risquons d'atteindre un rouge très rouge, genre rouge rouge qui va sur le rouge très rougissant, un gros rouge rougeoyant".

🐦🔗: twitter.com/le_gorafi/status/1

T'as largement le temps de mourir en réa avant de recevoir les résultats de ton test, on est bien.

RT @Panda31808732@twitter.com

Les délais dans les coins sous tension quand on essaye de prendre rendez-vous sur Doctolib pour un test PCR.

numerama.com/politique/650451-

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Panda31808732/stat

a b c x xs y ys z zs i j k l lst arg args argc argv foo bar baz.

RT @celechii@twitter.com

oh ur a programmer? name every variable

🐦🔗: twitter.com/celechii/status/13

RT if you get anxiety when you watch a movie and the actors are too close and wear no masks...

Add sharks and we're good.

RT @SoCalFirePhoto@twitter.com

Extreme Fire-Nado (not an official term) convection winds created this throwing rocks and ash all around as it swept across Big Pines Hwy just now. Please contact for licensing any content.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SoCalFirePhoto/sta

Vous êtes tous bien conscient que si on avait reconfiné partiellement les régions principalement touchées fin août, on aurait maintenant une courbe des contaminés au planché et on aurait probablement déjà déconfiné et fait une rentrée scolaire apaisée, hein?

PSA: attempting to build LLVM9 on the is not the smartest move...

I've tried, but even at gun point the computer won't let the bugs go away.

RT @rabcyr_alt@twitter.com

what’s stopping you from coding like this?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/rabcyr_alt/status/

No it's not. It's obviously a mining complex in @factoriogame@twitter.com

RT @MachinePix@twitter.com

Industrial shawarma production.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MachinePix/status/

The prey / predator relationship is a social construct.

RT @klara_sjo@twitter.com

Hakuna Matata motherfucker!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1

It seems 2020 is not done yet. What could possibly go wrong?

RT @dildog@twitter.com

On Halloween this year, there is going to be a full moon.
That doesn't happen very often.
Trick or treat.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dildog/status/1306

Hey has anyone with a managed to make run? Seems aarch64 doesn't easily run arm7hf binaries... @pine64@twitter.com @lexaloffle@twitter.com

Obvious fake news! This picture was taken last week in California.

RT @b_judah@twitter.com

The surface of Venus, as seen from a 1987 Soviet Venera probe.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/b_judah/status/130

On a trouvé des momies en Égypte et des indices de vie sur Vénus... 2020 il essaie le en fait...

twitter.com/FFougere/status/13

RT @FFougere@twitter.com

Quelques plans de drone tournés aujourd’hui à Linn county, dans l’Oregon, après les incendies de cette semaine. La teinte orange due aux particules dans l’air semble irréelle @loicdelamornais@twitter.com @F2Washington@twitter.com twitter.com/FFougere/status/13

🐦🔗: twitter.com/FFougere/status/13

So it's not Soylent Green after all, it's Soylent Orange... Not sure if better or worst though...

RT @jachristian@twitter.com

People really don’t know what to do right now. Everyone on the Embarcadero is stopping to record the sky and chit chatting in a way I haven’t seen since pre-pandemic @sfchronicle@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jachristian/status

Sérieux vous trouvez pas que 2020 est déjà bien chargé comme ça? What about pas les ouvrir ces machins?

RT @Erwan_Lecomte@twitter.com

Des sarcophages inviolés vieux de 2500 ans retrouvés en Égypte ift.tt/35o5GwY

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Erwan_Lecomte/stat

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