After Voldemort's death, when he has become a ghost, he remembers being evil and wanting to kill someone. He just can't quite remember what kind of evil he was and who he wanted to kill. So he sets out to find out who he wanted to kill when he was alive. He asks Harry Potter for help.

(courtesy of a 4 year old's )

@LaurentMauduit Histoire de comprendre : il y a très peu de "cadres du privé" ou les cadres ne comptent pas comme employés ?

@WritingPrompts You just discovered that the entire world is an elaborate simulation designed to guide a child God towards awareness.

You are an extra. When the child God wakes up, everything you hold dear will be deleted.

@bob I enjoyed a lot a recent response indicating that I had neither the skill nor the experience needed to be transferred to do... well, in fact, exactly the same job.

@WritingPrompts The Final War Against Darkness ended when some wizard launched a Major Confusion Spell.

Now, nobody remembers on which side they are.

The reason God's are so egotistic isn't because of their power or their accomplishments. It's because the god of humility is dead.
#writingprompts #writing

@WritingPrompts Few know that the one of the main tasks of the Holy Roman Inquisition was to track down Ancient Gods, to make sure that their paperwork was in order and that they were behaving according to the new cannon.

Now that the Holy Roman Inquisition was disbanded, this position is available to any organization powerful enough to handle it. Facebook has decided to go for it.

Je comprends pas comment on peut considérer le lait de coco comme #vegan. Faut bien traire un perroquet non ?

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes
infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in
which he was born.
-- Francois Fenelon

@usul Il y a un item "mute" dans le menu "...".

Ah, je viens de trouver comment bloquer les images semi-pornos qui encombraient ma Federated Timeline. Le niveau de Mastodon vient de s'élever.

@Reventlov Je vois que ça n'a pas changé depuis mon époque : bande de geeks :)

/me n'est plus le seul à pouvoir comprendre cette blague au bureau et va donc partager.

Pourquoi Emmanuel Macron est il le candidat préféré du LIP de l'ENS de Lyon? Car il part à l'élysée! :O

(parallélisé)

@SandG Je conçois le problème. J'essayerai de mieux à l'avenir :)

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