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After Voldemort's death, when he has become a ghost, he remembers being evil and wanting to kill someone. He just can't quite remember what kind of evil he was and who he wanted to kill. So he sets out to find out who he wanted to kill when he was alive. He asks Harry Potter for help.

(courtesy of a 4 year old's )

@WritingPrompts You just discovered that the entire world is an elaborate simulation designed to guide a child God towards awareness.

You are an extra. When the child God wakes up, everything you hold dear will be deleted.

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Ouverture d’une nouvelle école alternative en nord Drôme !

Nos objectifs :
- remettre l’enfant au centre des attentions ;
- encourager l’enthousiasme, la curiosité ;
- amener l’enfant à être acteur de son avenir (écologie, société, etc) ;
- respecter le rythme et les différences de chacun.

Rentrée en sept 2017 à Anneyron !

Si intéressé(e), me contacter :)

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#pedagogie #ecole #education

@WritingPrompts The Final War Against Darkness ended when some wizard launched a Major Confusion Spell.

Now, nobody remembers on which side they are.

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The reason God's are so egotistic isn't because of their power or their accomplishments. It's because the god of humility is dead.
#writingprompts #writing

@WritingPrompts Few know that the one of the main tasks of the Holy Roman Inquisition was to track down Ancient Gods, to make sure that their paperwork was in order and that they were behaving according to the new cannon.

Now that the Holy Roman Inquisition was disbanded, this position is available to any organization powerful enough to handle it. Facebook has decided to go for it.

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Je comprends pas comment on peut considérer le lait de coco comme #vegan. Faut bien traire un perroquet non ?

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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes
infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in
which he was born.
-- Francois Fenelon

Ah, je viens de trouver comment bloquer les images semi-pornos qui encombraient ma Federated Timeline. Le niveau de Mastodon vient de s'élever.

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Pourquoi Emmanuel Macron est il le candidat préféré du LIP de l'ENS de Lyon? Car il part à l'élysée! :O

(parallélisé)

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J'ai appliqué le filtre "woman" de FaceApp sur mon visage et je me trouve MÉGA BONNE !

Ma psy va être ravie quand je vais lui dire.

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Das Web hat uns von der Windows-Abhängigkeit befreit nur um uns mit Javascript zu bestrafen. Gibt es denn gar keine Gerechtigkeit?

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Mozilla floods EU officials with digital leaflets to fight nonsensical copyright laws bit.ly/2qXzjyG

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"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we put JavaScript in a lot of places it wasn't designed for"

#programming #humor mastodon.social/media/a3-U869M

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C'est assez amusant de voir des personnes extrêmes parler de censure quand eux même utilisent des termes clivant comme "féminazis gauchistes haineuses christophobes" qui eux même sont une invitation à une censure automatique par le cerveau. C'est l'utilisation du langage pour diviser à son paroxysme :D Tellement beau ...

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"Do you smoke?"

"Only when I'm on fire."

"Does that… happen often?"

"…no?"

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"Manuel Valls et J-V Placé devraient s'unir pour créer un nouveau parti : En Marge." Via twitter.com/Unpied/status/8618

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You can make time stop, but you can only say 10 words a day.
#writingprompts #writing