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Hey internet, my grampa had this necklace. Do you know what it means (if it have a meaning)?

"who we are?" "clients!"
"what do we want?" "we dunno!"
"when do we want it?" "RIGHT NOW!!!"

so true...

ok, so tor, discord and virtualbox are for h4xx0r kevins now...

@fedilab
Salut! Y'a moyen de dégager la notification permanente «Fedilab est à l'écoute des notifications en direct» ?
(Ça fonctionnait très bien sans, avant)

Au moment de l'héritage, la décence s'arrête aux portes de l'argent, apparemment...

"How to make your kids hate videogames:

Tell them to work as hard as they possibly can on the game.

Set up goals to mark their progress throughout the game.

Be the one who decides what counts as “progress”

Scold them if they take too long to progress

Demand to know why they’re taking so long

Make them swear that they won’t fall behind on their goals

Interfere with their play-style each time they attempt to play

That should do it."

@Atnode Yo! Est-ce que t'a un ftp ou autre afin de récupérer rapidement tout le contenu des 2 dossiers win et dos de MSfosa par hasard? Merci =)

barbu golden time...

ping IP 172.16.0.1 et 1.1.1.1 ok, par contre, il arrive pas a resolve les noms de domaines et netscape n'arrive pas a se connecter a un site, mais c'est peut-être (entre autres) à cause de l'évolution de la sécurité sur les internets...

Dis internet, est-ce que tu aurais des version numériques HQ de ces 2 posters? c'est pour en faire des fonds d'écran pour mon téléphone :3

Il est pas de toute beauté mon dos d'écran de PC portable?

Me reste un peu de place pour 2~3 petit stickers. faut que je voie pour combler les trous :3

j'ai demandé à la FSFE quelques stickers pour coller sur mon portable... on a pas la même notion de "quelques" 😂

I hate HP, reason 103:
care support refuses to take pro printers under warranty if they haven't been registered (using the little "register your product" cacard)

I hate HP, reason 43:
selling laptops with known problems, wait end of support date + 3 years before admitting their misses and put free after-care "exceptionally", but only for laptops still supported (less than 3 years) (hello dv6000 & dv9000)

I hate HP, reason 2993:
servers durability (hello HP blades dying the second you restart them electrically)

I hate HP, reason 3815:
their SPP are living hell

"Once you're in the iLO configuration, enter the Konami code and solve a Rubik's Cube in under 2 minutes. This will change the background color from #000000 to #010101 which is the indicator that tells you to click on pixel 13x37 to bring the RAID configuration. Please note that you will need an internet connection to perform this operation."

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